My advice to writers just starting out? Don't use semi-colons! They are transvestite hermaphrodites, representing exactly nothing. All they do is suggest you might have gone to college.

Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
My advice to writers just starting out? Don't use semi-colons!...
My advice to writers just starting out? Don't use semi-colons!...
My advice to writers just starting out? Don't use semi-colons!...
My advice to writers just starting out? Don't use semi-colons!...
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William Faulkner once said "The only thing that ever motivates me is the desire to improve my skill at writing." That's why he was able to make his mark in literature. The reason we write is to get better and better at it. When we use a semi-colon in a sentence, we are essentially saying: "I don't know what I'm doing, and I might as well not bother doing anything." It's like an admission of defeat.

Source: Armageddon In Retrospect

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